Sewing Machines - a different sort of egghead.

[Matterhorn Fan]

Hey NA! I found you a new sewing machine!

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Originally Posted by Matterhorn Fan

Hey NA! I found you a new sewing machine!

You didn't read the tag on that machine, did you, Matterhorn Fan? It's the one that starts out Pursuant to state and federal statutes... and goes on for a paragraph, then ends Said sewing machine may only be used to make pink fun fur throw pillows. Any other use is a violation of state and federal law.