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Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket
My friend Scott helped me lug that TV into my apartment. Awesome.
Straights are so good with helping move heavy objects.

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Now according to the
Gay Porn Laws of Physics & Motivation, the straight hunk, after setting down your TV, should have taken off his flannel shirt to reveal bulging, rippling tanned muscles, and exclaimed "Boy, that heavy lifting work sure makes you hot, doesn't it ?

....and then you offer him a beer.