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Originally Posted by lashbear
Now according to the Gay Porn Laws of Physics & Motivation, the straight hunk, after setting down your TV, should have taken off his flannel shirt to reveal bulging, rippling tanned muscles, and exclaimed "Boy, that heavy lifting work sure makes you hot, doesn't it ?  ....and then you offer him a beer.
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You forgot the part where he "accidentally” spills his beer on his jeans, and has to take them off ….
