View Single Post
Old 03-07-2008, 02:44 PM   #8
Chernabog
Biophage
 
Chernabog's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: The Moon
Posts: 2,679
Chernabog is the epitome of coolChernabog is the epitome of coolChernabog is the epitome of coolChernabog is the epitome of coolChernabog is the epitome of coolChernabog is the epitome of coolChernabog is the epitome of coolChernabog is the epitome of coolChernabog is the epitome of coolChernabog is the epitome of coolChernabog is the epitome of cool
More comments:

A US-themed version however would need significant expansion
- 200 more "customers" to line up behind the security checkpoint
- some of the customers need to be business travellers who wait until the last minute to begin loading their bins and devote one bin each to their laptops, blackberries, cell phones, keys, etc etc etc
- other customers must have huge American flag t-shirts and look perfectly willing to experience this process
- extra guards to bellow instructions to the customers in line
- the ubiquitous plastic bags and bins for putting everything through X-ray
- there should be extra airport security on hand for when a "troublemaker" questions the arbitrary nature of the screenings
__________________
And they say back then our universe
Was a coal black egg
Until the god inside
Burst out and from its shattered shell
He made what became the world we know
~ Bjork (Cosmogony)
Chernabog is offline   Submit to Quotes Reply With Quote