I think I need to get this for my kids

Chernabog · 03-07-2008, 02:44 PM

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A US-themed version however would need significant expansion
- 200 more "customers" to line up behind the security checkpoint
- some of the customers need to be business travellers who wait until the last minute to begin loading their bins and devote one bin each to their laptops, blackberries, cell phones, keys, etc etc etc
- other customers must have huge American flag t-shirts and look perfectly willing to experience this process
- extra guards to bellow instructions to the customers in line
- the ubiquitous plastic bags and bins for putting everything through X-ray
- there should be extra airport security on hand for when a "troublemaker" questions the arbitrary nature of the screenings

03-07-2008, 02:44 PM	#1
Chernabog Biophage Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Moon Posts: 2,679	More comments: A US-themed version however would need significant expansion - 200 more "customers" to line up behind the security checkpoint - some of the customers need to be business travellers who wait until the last minute to begin loading their bins and devote one bin each to their laptops, blackberries, cell phones, keys, etc etc etc - other customers must have huge American flag t-shirts and look perfectly willing to experience this process - extra guards to bellow instructions to the customers in line - the ubiquitous plastic bags and bins for putting everything through X-ray - there should be extra airport security on hand for when a "troublemaker" questions the arbitrary nature of the screenings __________________ And they say back then our universe Was a coal black egg Until the god inside Burst out and from its shattered shell He made what became the world we know ~ Bjork (Cosmogony)
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