I wonder if my neighbor's new live-in girlfriend will find her cat?
I wonder why she would keep a cat inside for 5 years and then decide it can go outside in an all new environment, only to be traumatized by the racket that the "yard guys" make?
I wonder if she will walk her pig (a potbelly that has taken up residence in a pen in their yard)?
I wonder what the other neighbors are thinking about the "interesting, but funny" pig noises that are coming from their yard?
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My advice to the women of America is to raise more hell and fewer dahlias. ~~ William Allen White
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