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Old 04-03-2005, 12:52 PM   #790
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I wonder if my neighbor's new live-in girlfriend will find her cat?

I wonder why she would keep a cat inside for 5 years and then decide it can go outside in an all new environment, only to be traumatized by the racket that the "yard guys" make?

I wonder if she will walk her pig (a potbelly that has taken up residence in a pen in their yard)?

I wonder what the other neighbors are thinking about the "interesting, but funny" pig noises that are coming from their yard?
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