So, I'm wondering.

MerryPrankster · 04-03-2005, 12:52 PM

I wonder if my neighbor's new live-in girlfriend will find her cat?

I wonder why she would keep a cat inside for 5 years and then decide it can go outside in an all new environment, only to be traumatized by the racket that the "yard guys" make?

I wonder if she will walk her pig (a potbelly that has taken up residence in a pen in their yard)?

I wonder what the other neighbors are thinking about the "interesting, but funny" pig noises that are coming from their yard?

04-03-2005, 12:52 PM	#11
MerryPrankster Swanky Panky! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Hell's Kitchen Posts: 541	I wonder if my neighbor's new live-in girlfriend will find her cat? I wonder why she would keep a cat inside for 5 years and then decide it can go outside in an all new environment, only to be traumatized by the racket that the "yard guys" make? I wonder if she will walk her pig (a potbelly that has taken up residence in a pen in their yard)? I wonder what the other neighbors are thinking about the "interesting, but funny" pig noises that are coming from their yard? __________________ My advice to the women of America is to raise more hell and fewer dahlias. ~~ William Allen White
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