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Originally Posted by Eliza Hodgkins 1812
What amuses me about the posted tattoo is that someone probably did request exactly that, and the artist probably did show him a sketch, and the person still wanted the tattoo. Can you imagine that discussion?
Dude: I want a rainbow!
Artist: Okay. I can do rainbows.
Dude: But wait, I also want a centaur.
Artist: A rainbow arching over or around a centaur. Got it. No problem.
Dude: A centaur who looks like Patrick Swazye.
Artist: Uh, okay.
Dude: Patrick Swayze in a TUX!
Aritst: Ah.
Dude: And I want him to be standing as though he's hiding an enormous erection (because, in my imagination, The Swayze always has a giant erection), even though as a centaur he'd have horse bits and not manly bits, but whatever. Got all that?
Artist: Yup. That'll be $500. Pay up front. I'll have the sketch ready in an hour.
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well, except for the rainbow, swayze, tux, centaur, boner and $500, thats how I did mine.
