AWESOMENESS, BONERS, CENTAURS, and PATRICK SWAYZE!

[Capt Jack]

Originally Posted by Eliza Hodgkins 1812

What amuses me about the posted tattoo is that someone probably did request exactly that, and the artist probably did show him a sketch, and the person still wanted the tattoo. Can you imagine that discussion?

Dude: I want a rainbow!

Artist: Okay. I can do rainbows.

Dude: But wait, I also want a centaur.

Artist: A rainbow arching over or around a centaur. Got it. No problem.

Dude: A centaur who looks like Patrick Swazye.

Artist: Uh, okay.

Dude: Patrick Swayze in a TUX!

Aritst: Ah.

Dude: And I want him to be standing as though he's hiding an enormous erection (because, in my imagination, The Swayze always has a giant erection), even though as a centaur he'd have horse bits and not manly bits, but whatever. Got all that?

Artist: Yup. That'll be $500. Pay up front. I'll have the sketch ready in an hour.

well, except for the rainbow, swayze, tux, centaur, boner and $500, thats how I did mine.