[LashStoat]

Dear Disneyphile,

Don’t be upset – I too pack everything when Lashbear and I go camping (just in case). To give you an idea, some items include:

• 500 feet of copper pipe.
• A M.I.G. Welder.
• A roll of lead sheet.
• A book entitled "101 things to do with Peanut Butter".
• A roll of pretty pink duct tape.
• 1 or 2 Uranium 235 Isotopes.

…the isotopes are always a bitch to find. Finally I found them as Item #U235 in the Tandy Catalogue. And thank God for Amex.

Well, anyway, the bear and I went camping – and low and behold we ran out of gaslight.

No problemo – I ripped a trash can off a post, and rigged a small nukey-lar reactor up in a jiffy. We had enough light and boiling water to power a small nation. A dog lifted its leg on the tank and fair near steamed its ding off.

If only I had packed the fvcking asbestos gloves so I could shut the sucker down. They’ll be on the list next time…

We wish we could go camping with you LoT – one day I know we will.

Love and hugs,

The Stoat. <--------on behalf of SusieAnne Krellingshaw (this is her).