OFFICIAL Kings Canyon Camp Swank Thread

LashStoat · 06-02-2008, 01:39 AM

Dear Disneyphile,

Don’t be upset – I too pack everything when Lashbear and I go camping (just in case). To give you an idea, some items include:

500 feet of copper pipe.
A M.I.G. Welder.
A roll of lead sheet.
A book entitled "101 things to do with Peanut Butter".
A roll of pretty pink duct tape.
1 or 2 Uranium 235 Isotopes.

…the isotopes are always a bitch to find. Finally I found them as Item #U235 in the Tandy Catalogue. And thank God for Amex.

Well, anyway, the bear and I went camping – and low and behold we ran out of gaslight.

No problemo – I ripped a trash can off a post, and rigged a small nukey-lar reactor up in a jiffy. We had enough light and boiling water to power a small nation. A dog lifted its leg on the tank and fair near steamed its ding off.

If only I had packed the fvcking asbestos gloves so I could shut the sucker down. They’ll be on the list next time…

We wish we could go camping with you LoT – one day I know we will.

Love and hugs,

The Stoat.

<--------on behalf of SusieAnne Krellingshaw (this is her).

06-02-2008, 01:39 AM	#1
LashStoat There's a hole in the Bin Liner... Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Merry Old Land of OZ. Posts: 428	Dear Disneyphile, Don’t be upset – I too pack everything when Lashbear and I go camping (just in case). To give you an idea, some items include: 500 feet of copper pipe. A M.I.G. Welder. A roll of lead sheet. A book entitled "101 things to do with Peanut Butter". A roll of pretty pink duct tape. 1 or 2 Uranium 235 Isotopes. …the isotopes are always a bitch to find. Finally I found them as Item #U235 in the Tandy Catalogue. And thank God for Amex. Well, anyway, the bear and I went camping – and low and behold we ran out of gaslight. No problemo – I ripped a trash can off a post, and rigged a small nukey-lar reactor up in a jiffy. We had enough light and boiling water to power a small nation. A dog lifted its leg on the tank and fair near steamed its ding off. If only I had packed the fvcking asbestos gloves so I could shut the sucker down. They’ll be on the list next time… We wish we could go camping with you LoT – one day I know we will. Love and hugs, The Stoat. <--------on behalf of SusieAnne Krellingshaw (this is her). Last edited by LashStoat : 06-02-2008 at 01:47 AM.
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