[LashStoat]

Dear Nirvana Man,

No self-respecting would-be camper would not include the items listed in my earlier post - and in particular the pink duct tape.

It's good for (in no particular order, of course):

• Repairing leaky air mattresses.
• Kinky bondage sessions.
• Subduing the cat before…well, before.
• Strapping nukey-lar trash cans to tent poles for stability.
• Insulating the handles of marshmallow prongs.
• Preventing snoring (I feel guilt our there).
• Makeshift contraceptive device.
• Accessorising your Barbie Doll.
• Catching flies - insect and bar.
• Repairing flies - tent and trouser.
• Belt - trouser and chastity.
• Retrieving your wallet from a tight crevice between two rocks.
• Makeshift underwear (Galtier style).
• Bikini-line waxing (only without the wax).
• A splint for erectile problems.
• Makeshift crime-scene line.
• Sobriety line (I feel guilt our there).
• Wrapping leftovers and left lovers (later requires plastic sheet).
• Marking His (or Her) side of the bed. I prefer the inside.
• Displaying “Wanted Posters” (see left lovers above).
• Makings hats, brooches and things that fly.
• Removing carbon footprints.
• Toilet blocks, to provide phone details that can be easily removed at will, in an eco-friendly way.

There. I think I have not only captured the many uses of pink duct tape, but the very essence of a Swank Camping Trip – and I haven’t even been on one yet !!!

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX