OFFICIAL Kings Canyon Camp Swank Thread

LashStoat · 06-02-2008, 11:49 PM

Dear Nirvana Man,

No self-respecting would-be camper would not include the items listed in my earlier post - and in particular the pink duct tape.

It's good for (in no particular order, of course):

Repairing leaky air mattresses.
Kinky bondage sessions.
Subduing the cat before…well, before.
Strapping nukey-lar trash cans to tent poles for stability.
Insulating the handles of marshmallow prongs.
Preventing snoring (I feel guilt our there).
Makeshift contraceptive device.
Accessorising your Barbie Doll.
Catching flies - insect and bar.
Repairing flies - tent and trouser.
Belt - trouser and chastity.
Retrieving your wallet from a tight crevice between two rocks.
Makeshift underwear (Galtier style).
Bikini-line waxing (only without the wax).
A splint for erectile problems.
Makeshift crime-scene line.
Sobriety line (I feel guilt our there).
Wrapping leftovers and left lovers (later requires plastic sheet).
Marking His (or Her) side of the bed. I prefer the inside.
Displaying “Wanted Posters” (see left lovers above).
Makings hats, brooches and things that fly.
Removing carbon footprints.
Toilet blocks, to provide phone details that can be easily removed at will, in an eco-friendly way.

There. I think I have not only captured the many uses of pink duct tape, but the very essence of a Swank Camping Trip – and I haven’t even been on one yet !!!

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX

06-02-2008, 11:49 PM	#11
LashStoat There's a hole in the Bin Liner... Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Merry Old Land of OZ. Posts: 428	Dear Nirvana Man, No self-respecting would-be camper would not include the items listed in my earlier post - and in particular the pink duct tape. It's good for (in no particular order, of course): Repairing leaky air mattresses. Kinky bondage sessions. Subduing the cat before…well, before. Strapping nukey-lar trash cans to tent poles for stability. Insulating the handles of marshmallow prongs. Preventing snoring (I feel guilt our there). Makeshift contraceptive device. Accessorising your Barbie Doll. Catching flies - insect and bar. Repairing flies - tent and trouser. Belt - trouser and chastity. Retrieving your wallet from a tight crevice between two rocks. Makeshift underwear (Galtier style). Bikini-line waxing (only without the wax). A splint for erectile problems. Makeshift crime-scene line. Sobriety line (I feel guilt our there). Wrapping leftovers and left lovers (later requires plastic sheet). Marking His (or Her) side of the bed. I prefer the inside. Displaying “Wanted Posters” (see left lovers above). Makings hats, brooches and things that fly. Removing carbon footprints. Toilet blocks, to provide phone details that can be easily removed at will, in an eco-friendly way. There. I think I have not only captured the many uses of pink duct tape, but the very essence of a Swank Camping Trip – and I haven’t even been on one yet !!! Love and hugs, The Stoat XXX Last edited by LashStoat : 06-03-2008 at 12:27 AM.
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