Quote:
Originally Posted by
Kevy Baby 
I don't know why I thought I had to use actual lines from the movie.
I don't remember this line from
Mary Poppins...
Quote:
Originally Posted by
LSPoorEeyorick
BERT
'Alo, 'alo! I 'ave a 'orrible cockney accen'... buy a kite, mister?
Dear GC,
How the fvck are you anyway?
Now to business:
The "
Kite" that Bert was referring to was cocaine (as in "
high as a kite").
Didn't you pick up on the fact that he was the local dealer???
Do you honestly think that they all jumped into a chalk drawing and danced with freakin' penguins???
The closing song was actually an advertisement for
the stuff. Mary was lucky she never got done for drug trafficking - the bottomless bag saved her sorry ass.
You Americans crack me up...ummm...make me laugh.
Love and hugs,
The Stoat XXX.