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[LashStoat]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kevy Baby
I don't know why I thought I had to use actual lines from the movie.

I don't remember this line from Mary Poppins...
Quote:
Originally Posted by LSPoorEeyorick
BERT
'Alo, 'alo! I 'ave a 'orrible cockney accen'... buy a kite, mister?



Dear GC,

How the fvck are you anyway?

Now to business:

The "Kite" that Bert was referring to was cocaine (as in "high as a kite").

Didn't you pick up on the fact that he was the local dealer???

Do you honestly think that they all jumped into a chalk drawing and danced with freakin' penguins???

The closing song was actually an advertisement for the stuff. Mary was lucky she never got done for drug trafficking - the bottomless bag saved her sorry ass.

You Americans crack me up...ummm...make me laugh.

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX.

[Gemini Cricket]

Originally Posted by LashStoat

Dear GC,

How the fvck are you anyway?

Dear Stoat,
Not too bad, really.
Still jobless but I hope to change that very soon.
If you know of any sugar daddies in the L.A. area, send 'em my way.

GC

[LashStoat]

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

Dear Stoat,
Not too bad, really.
Still jobless but I hope to change that very soon.
If you know of any sugar daddies in the L.A. area, send 'em my way.

GC

...so let me understand...you want a L.A. sugar daddy cowboy with a six pack that likes Doris Day movies.

Let me consult my little black-sequened book...hmmmm:

• Has abs, not rich.
• Rich, no abs.
• Rich with abs, no Doris Day.
• Rich with abs, not gay, likes Doris Day. WTF?
• Rich, has abs, gay, likes Doris Day. Damn, respects George Bush.
• Rich, has abs, gay, likes Doris Day. Damn, that one's taken.

Sorry dude, I'll have to get back to you on that one.

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX.