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		 Why do some things burn up, while other things burn down? 
 
 
 
Why do we park on a driveway, and drive on a parkway? 
 
 
 
What is the difference between a tap, a faucet, and a spigot... And for that matter, a dresser, a chest of drawers, and a chiffirobe? 
 
 
 
And just what is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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