Why do some things burn up, while other things burn down?
Why do we park on a driveway, and drive on a parkway?
What is the difference between a tap, a faucet, and a spigot... And for that matter, a dresser, a chest of drawers, and a chiffirobe?
And just what is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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Unrestrained frivolity will lead to the downfall of modern society.
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