Questions

[JWBear]

Why do some things burn up, while other things burn down?



Why do we park on a driveway, and drive on a parkway?



What is the difference between a tap, a faucet, and a spigot... And for that matter, a dresser, a chest of drawers, and a chiffirobe?



And just what is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[Tref]

Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

I have some questions ...

What year was this email forward originally written?

It first appeared in the Old Testament

How many greater-than signs >>>>> did the OP have to delete when it was cut and pasted here?

Not enough.

[Alex]

Originally Posted by JWBear

Why do some things burn up, while other things burn down?

Man, I can't remember where I heard it but recently I experienced this question being put to an actual fireman and his answer was "it depends on whether the fire starts on the roof or in the basement."