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"I've got to go- I'm running late!"
"I love you- be good for grandma!" (To Tori)
"I'm leaving- are you going to get up?" (Eric)
"Crap!" (Spilled my coffee while getting into the car).
"Learn to ****ing drive!" (To the soccer mom in the Escalade that tries to run into me every morning).
"Oh, come on- the speed limit is 35!!!!!"
"People on 'Ludes should not drive...."
"Hi! Sorry I'm late- just give me a minute.."
"No, you cannot have a perm- bleached hair melts when permed".
"Crap!" (Dropped my color mixture, foils, combs, etc).
"Is this day over yet?"
"What does everyone want for dinner?" (Usual response- "whatever you decide")
"Wow- what the hell blew up in here?" (While surveying the mess that once was our family room, dining room, bathrooms, etc)
"I don't care how cute parrots are- NO MORE ANIMALS!!!!"
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