The Words You Say (almost) Everyday

wendybeth · 04-17-2005, 09:42 AM

"I've got to go- I'm running late!"
"I love you- be good for grandma!" (To Tori)
"I'm leaving- are you going to get up?" (Eric)
"Crap!" (Spilled my coffee while getting into the car).
"Learn to ****ing drive!" (To the soccer mom in the Escalade that tries to run into me every morning).
"Oh, come on- the speed limit is 35!!!!!"
"People on 'Ludes should not drive...."
"Hi! Sorry I'm late- just give me a minute.."
"No, you cannot have a perm- bleached hair melts when permed".
"Crap!" (Dropped my color mixture, foils, combs, etc).
"Is this day over yet?"
"What does everyone want for dinner?" (Usual response- "whatever you decide")
"Wow- what the hell blew up in here?" (While surveying the mess that once was our family room, dining room, bathrooms, etc)
"I don't care how cute parrots are- NO MORE ANIMALS!!!!"

Ponine · 04-17-2005, 11:05 AM

Oatmeal, cinnamon crunchers, eggs, hard boiled eggs, and Cheetah chomps. We've had the same breakfast choices since you were two. You're six now, try to remember them, please.

Do you know how to eat and watch tv at the same time? You do? Then why is it taking you thirty minutes to eat???

When Tarzan ends, the TV goes off. Its the same thing every day.

It's 7:15, why arent we gone yet?

Crap, we're late.

Venti shaken Black tea lemonade, with four valencia and two raspberry please. (I guess i need to jump on the soy bandwagon!)

Good morning. / Morning lover. (depending on which coworker I walk by. each said about five times)

Good morning, and what teacher is making our lives difficult today?

No he's not, hang on, let me check IMDB.

No, he's not my husband. No, HE's really not my husband. THAT's Colin Firth. No, thats my son, I dont have a daughter. (The pictures hanging in my cube)

You know, you could do that in excel much faster.

Why? I just import the data into excel and sort it.

No, a teacher cant get two hours regular time on a school day, their work day is regular time, it has to be another KIND of time.

I cant use that, I need your id #.

I couldnt tell you, you'll need to call the help desk, that's what they're there for.

No, I cant work overtime, I have to be at ESS by 6pm.

Kids choice or mommy's choice for dinner?

Did you do your homework? Can I see?

Most people, when they take a shower wash their face too.

I love you Najo.

04-17-2005, 09:42 AM	#1
wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	"I've got to go- I'm running late!" "I love you- be good for grandma!" (To Tori) "I'm leaving- are you going to get up?" (Eric) "Crap!" (Spilled my coffee while getting into the car). "Learn to ***ing drive!" (To the soccer mom in the Escalade that tries to run into me every morning). "Oh, come on- the speed limit is 35!!!!!" "People on 'Ludes should not* drive...." "Hi! Sorry I'm late- just give me a minute.." "No, you cannot have a perm- bleached hair melts when permed". "Crap!" (Dropped my color mixture, foils, combs, etc). "Is this day over yet?" "What does everyone want for dinner?" (Usual response- "whatever you decide") "Wow- what the hell blew up in here?" (While surveying the mess that once was our family room, dining room, bathrooms, etc) "I don't care how cute parrots are- NO MORE ANIMALS!!!!" __________________
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04-17-2005, 11:05 AM	#2
Ponine Virgin Ears Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: San Diego Posts: 2,075	Oatmeal, cinnamon crunchers, eggs, hard boiled eggs, and Cheetah chomps. We've had the same breakfast choices since you were two. You're six now, try to remember them, please. Do you know how to eat and watch tv at the same time? You do? Then why is it taking you thirty minutes to eat??? When Tarzan ends, the TV goes off. Its the same thing every day. It's 7:15, why arent we gone yet? Crap, we're late. Venti shaken Black tea lemonade, with four valencia and two raspberry please. (I guess i need to jump on the soy bandwagon!) Good morning. / Morning lover. (depending on which coworker I walk by. each said about five times) Good morning, and what teacher is making our lives difficult today? No he's not, hang on, let me check IMDB. No, he's not my husband. No, HE's really not my husband. THAT's Colin Firth. No, thats my son, I dont have a daughter. (The pictures hanging in my cube) You know, you could do that in excel much faster. Why? I just import the data into excel and sort it. No, a teacher cant get two hours regular time on a school day, their work day is regular time, it has to be another KIND of time. I cant use that, I need your id #. I couldnt tell you, you'll need to call the help desk, that's what they're there for. No, I cant work overtime, I have to be at ESS by 6pm. Kids choice or mommy's choice for dinner? Did you do your homework? Can I see? Most people, when they take a shower wash their face too. I love you Najo. __________________ There's something strange, There's something wrong. I see a change - It's like when love dies.
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