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		 Library smackdown over .50? 
 
My goodness, I bet the librarian who pulls up my $150 fine will be on her guard.  I'll be sure to keep my hands raised at all times, and I'll compliment her on *her* blouse, assuming it's a woman, and she's wearing a blouse. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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