“Hello, friend, it’s me, CRAZY! Yeah, CRAZY! So good to hear your voice.”

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

Library smackdown over .50?

My goodness, I bet the librarian who pulls up my $150 fine will be on her guard. I'll be sure to keep my hands raised at all times, and I'll compliment her on *her* blouse, assuming it's a woman, and she's wearing a blouse.

[Prudence]

Originally Posted by Eliza Hodgkins 1812

Library smackdown over .50?

My goodness, I bet the librarian who pulls up my $150 fine will be on her guard. I'll be sure to keep my hands raised at all times, and I'll compliment her on *her* blouse, assuming it's a woman, and she's wearing a blouse.

If she's not, I *definitely* want to know more about your library!

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

Originally Posted by Prudence

If she's not, I *definitely* want to know more about your library!

I'm pretending it's more interesting than it is. Though it is the Central Library in Downtown, so surely some unusual things happen there, and some unusual people work there.