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Originally Posted by Disneyphile
The evil Siamese just rubbed against my leg and then licked my foot. I'm contemplating whether she's actually being loving or just tasting me to see if I'd be worth killing...  |
Interestingly, research has shown that cats are perfectly capable of doing both at the same time. In addition she was also doing a comprehensive forensic analysis to see if you have been two timing her with any other cats, a full DNA workup to check for any hereditary weaknesses that might limit your long term usefulness as a cat food provider, and chemically tagging you as her property.