Soooo....

[Lauragar]

Boy do I got a lot of reading to do. You guys have been busy.

The cruise was awesome. I have a DS, and found Link, the new main guy in my life. Then Disneyphil turned me on to Animal Crossing. I have no idea where the time goes. We maybe getting another dog. We have scheduled a play date so all three dogs can meet each other. This new dog needs a home. She is alone all day, and the owner doesn't have time for an 8 month old girl. I really want her but I'm on the fence about it. We have large backyard, and she would have company during the day. My question is, "Can I improve her quality of life?" so i'm torn.

I so enjoy reading your posts. Thanks for being here.

[Moonliner]

Originally Posted by Disneyphile

The evil Siamese just rubbed against my leg and then licked my foot. I'm contemplating whether she's actually being loving or just tasting me to see if I'd be worth killing...

Interestingly, research has shown that cats are perfectly capable of doing both at the same time. In addition she was also doing a comprehensive forensic analysis to see if you have been two timing her with any other cats, a full DNA workup to check for any hereditary weaknesses that might limit your long term usefulness as a cat food provider, and chemically tagging you as her property.

[Disneyphile]

Originally Posted by Lauragar

The cruise was awesome.

And so is that tequila, oh my gods.

[Lauragar]

Originally Posted by Moonliner

Interestingly, research has shown that cats are perfectly capable of doing both at the same time. In addition she was also doing a comprehensive forensic analysis to see if you have been two timing her with any other cats, a full DNA workup to check for any hereditary weaknesses that might limit your long term usefulness as a cat food provider, and chemically tagging you as her property.

Moonliner,

Do dog do this as well?

[Lauragar]

Originally Posted by Disneyphile

And so is that tequila, oh my gods.

I have yet to open one the the anejo bottles. You know I only have 12 of them.

[Moonliner]

Originally Posted by Lauragar

Moonliner,

Do dog do this as well?

No.

Dogs smell/lick you on a regular basis to remind themselves just who in the heck you are.

[Morrigoon]

No, dogs go "Ooh a leg! My favorite! I'm so glad there's a leg around!"

[Disneyphile]

Originally Posted by Lauragar

I have yet to open one the the anejo bottles. You know I only have 12 of them.

I think some Thanksgiving pie and cookies would taste great with it. We'll have to test that theory, of course.

So, folks.... ever have one of these days??



That pretty much sums up my mind today...

[Moonliner]

Originally Posted by Morrigoon

No, dogs go "Ooh a leg! My favorite! I'm so glad there's a leg around!"

Exactly...

Originally Posted by Dog vs Cat

FROM A DOG'S DIARY

Day number 180

8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 PM - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 PM - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

Day number 181

8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 PM - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE !
4:00 PM - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

Day number 182

8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE !
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 PM - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
1:30 PM - ooooooo. bath. bummer.
4:00 PM - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

FROM A CAT'S DIARY

DAY 752

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

DAY 761

Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair ... must try this on their bed.

DAY 765

Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was ... Hmmm. Not working according to plan.

DAY 768

I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.

DAY 771

There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer ..." More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

DAY 774

I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time ...

[Lauragar]

Good to know you two. Molly is always in my face, and Tanner just doesn't care except for food, water, mailman, and sleep. With an belly rub here or there.