[Ghoulish Delight]

I've got a friend, I'm ALWAYS catching her being crazy. Whether it's nonsense conversations with her dog, some bizarre noise combined with equally bizarre facial expression in reaction to something, or random conversation with herself, I catch her every time even if it's just for a millisecond. It's hillarious.

Although the best story with this friend happened at a bar. Totally not her fault, entirely my doing, and we both looked insane. We were seated at a table, and I dropped something, probably a napkin. As I reached down to pick it up, she noticed me pause for a second and come back up with a puzzled look on my face. She asked what was up and I responded that it smelled like armpit under the table. I then began the process of convincing her to join me for a sniff to confirm. She reluctantly agreed, so we both ducked our heads back down and began sniffing, comfirming with nods beneath the table top that it did indeed smell of BO. So we both return to our full upright seated positions...only to find the waiter had arrived some moments before with our drinks, and witnessed us sniffing under the table. And then, because I guess she thought this would somehow make us seem LESS crazy, she says to him, "It smells like armpit under there." Great.