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Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor
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Ask and you shall receive...
So this city guy moves out to rural Montana to get away from it all. And two days after his arrival, his neighbor shows up at the front door. Total outdoors-man, cow-punching looking dude. He waits a beat and says, "So ah reckin there should be a welcome to the nayberhood git together for ya."
The city guy is delighted, as he didn't quite know how he would fit in.
His new neighbor continues "But I gotta warn ya, there's gonna be some heavy drinking." "Thats fine with me in-fact I enjoy a good whiskey" says the new arrival." "There's probably gonna be some fighting and fvckin as well." the neighbor added.
"Hey no, it's fine thats why I came out here - to cut loose! What should I wear?"
"Don't rightly matter," says the cowpuncher, "just gonna be the two of us."