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A woman sees a funeral procession: a hearse followed by a woman in black walking a dog, followed by another hearse with a long line of women following the second hearse. She asks the woman in black what's going on.
The woman tells her: That's my husband in the hearse in front. His mistress is in the hearse back there. My dog killed them both.
The first woman asks: Can I borrow your dog?
The widow replies: Get in line.
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