Feeling goofy - post your favorite lame jokes here

[lindyhop]

A woman sees a funeral procession: a hearse followed by a woman in black walking a dog, followed by another hearse with a long line of women following the second hearse. She asks the woman in black what's going on.

The woman tells her: That's my husband in the hearse in front. His mistress is in the hearse back there. My dog killed them both.

The first woman asks: Can I borrow your dog?

The widow replies: Get in line.

[scaeagles]

Two atoms are walking down the street.

First atom: "Damn, I lost and electron!"
Second atom: "Are you sure?"
First atom: "Yes, I'm positive."

And a totally tasteless knock knock joke:

Spoiler:

knock, knock
who's there?
little boy blue
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson

[wendybeth]

What does a blonde say after having sex ?

Spoiler:

What team do you guys play for !