My first act as President - record an album of Salsa hits - tour.
2nd act: Vice President Nelly
3rd act: remove power from U.S. Treasury and give it to Franklin Mint
4th act: Change National symbol from eagle to Gn2Dlnd's "popeye" avator photo
Intermission (refreshments will be served in lobby)
5th act: invite Hannity & Colmes to dinner - serve hemlock
6th act: change National anthem to theme from
Love, American, Style
Curtain
7th act: Here is one promise I'll make and boss Jim Gettys knows I'll keep it: My first official act as President of this country will be to appoint a special district attorney to arrange for the indictment, prosecution and conviction of Boss Jim W. Gettys!
8th act: Less talk, more rock!