The First Thing You'd Do if You Were President

Tref · 05-04-2005, 02:55 PM

My first act as President - record an album of Salsa hits - tour.

2nd act: Vice President Nelly

3rd act: remove power from U.S. Treasury and give it to Franklin Mint

4th act: Change National symbol from eagle to Gn2Dlnd's "popeye" avator photo

Intermission (refreshments will be served in lobby)

5th act: invite Hannity & Colmes to dinner - serve hemlock

6th act: change National anthem to theme from Love, American, Style
Curtain

Spoiler:

7th act: Here is one promise I'll make and boss Jim Gettys knows I'll keep it: My first official act as President of this country will be to appoint a special district attorney to arrange for the indictment, prosecution and conviction of Boss Jim W. Gettys!

8th act: Less talk, more rock!

wendybeth · 05-04-2005, 07:41 PM

Coastermatt and the BellCaptain almost had my vote, but I think I'll have to go with Tref. Mainly for the hemlock idea, but also for the intermission. This country could use it.

Can we still paint the WH black, though?

Motorboat Cruiser · 05-04-2005, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Tref

5th act: invite Hannity & Colmes to dinner - serve hemlock

Perfect.

Although, it should be Hannity and Colmes.

05-04-2005, 02:55 PM	#1
Tref Not Tref Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,188	My first act as President - record an album of Salsa hits - tour. 2nd act: Vice President Nelly 3rd act: remove power from U.S. Treasury and give it to Franklin Mint 4th act: Change National symbol from eagle to Gn2Dlnd's "popeye" avator photo Intermission (refreshments will be served in lobby) 5th act: invite Hannity & Colmes to dinner - serve hemlock 6th act: change National anthem to theme from Love, American, Style Curtain Spoiler: this box keep words FRESH 7th act: Here is one promise I'll make and boss Jim Gettys knows I'll keep it: My first official act as President of this country will be to appoint a special district attorney to arrange for the indictment, prosecution and conviction of Boss Jim W. Gettys! 8th act: Less talk, more rock! __________________ Tref3.0 Listen in aural 3-D to Pop's muzak! (New songs added semi-bi-daily) j & j Did you know that Emas eht yltcaxe is exactly the same spelled backwards?! Last edited by Tref : 05-04-2005 at 03:20 PM.
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wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	Coastermatt and the BellCaptain almost had my vote, but I think I'll have to go with Tref. Mainly for the hemlock idea, but also for the intermission. This country could use it. Can we still paint the WH black, though? __________________
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