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Originally Posted by Eliza Hodgkins 1812
Shopping carts and restaurant tables don't concern me. Babies, however, are disgusting creatures who spit up on themselves and **** in their pants. The next time someone asks me to hold their baby, I'm going to demand some sort of prophylactic parka before touching it. Babies expose you to e coli and worms. I can live with germs, but I don't know how any of you live with babies.
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The first thing that pops into my head while reading this is that one day you will probably care for an ailing loved one and be exposed to their crap and vomit.
Here's how people live with babies, and the elderly, and handicapped family members - because they love them enough to deal with a little bit of ickiness.
I know this is supposed to be half-joking, but it still makes me wonder if you'd come near my future child, or my horribly infected future household, or give future me a hug even though I'll be crawling in cooties.