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A carrot and a banana are walking down the street together. The carrot keeps hopping from the curb to the street to the curb to the street. The banana warns his friend "You shouldn't do that, it's dangerous". The carrot pays no attention, just keeps jumping back and forth. Eventually tragedy strikes: the carrot is hit by a car.
The paramedics arrive and rush the carrot to the hospital where the carrot is rushed into emergency surgery. The banana paces in the waiting room until finally the doctor appears.
"Well, I have good news and bad news about your friend" the doctor says. "The good news is he is going to live. The bad news is that he is going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life."
Hey, who threw that?!?!
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