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Motorboat Cruiser · 06-05-2005, 12:30 AM

A carrot and a banana are walking down the street together. The carrot keeps hopping from the curb to the street to the curb to the street. The banana warns his friend "You shouldn't do that, it's dangerous". The carrot pays no attention, just keeps jumping back and forth. Eventually tragedy strikes: the carrot is hit by a car.

The paramedics arrive and rush the carrot to the hospital where the carrot is rushed into emergency surgery. The banana paces in the waiting room until finally the doctor appears.

"Well, I have good news and bad news about your friend" the doctor says. "The good news is he is going to live. The bad news is that he is going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life."

Hey, who threw that?!?!

scaeagles · 06-05-2005, 01:04 PM

MBC - I'll take that to mean you really like Dick Cheney and hope he's President someday.

Motorboat Cruiser · 06-05-2005, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by scaeagles

MBC - I'll take that to mean you really like Dick Cheney and hope he's President someday.

Yep, you nailed it.

Kevy Baby · 06-05-2005, 07:48 PM

What goes:

"clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, BANG, clip clop, clip clop, clip clop"?

Spoiler:

06-05-2005, 12:30 AM	#1
Motorboat Cruiser Cruiser of Motorboats Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: So Cal Posts: 3,665	A carrot and a banana are walking down the street together. The carrot keeps hopping from the curb to the street to the curb to the street. The banana warns his friend "You shouldn't do that, it's dangerous". The carrot pays no attention, just keeps jumping back and forth. Eventually tragedy strikes: the carrot is hit by a car. The paramedics arrive and rush the carrot to the hospital where the carrot is rushed into emergency surgery. The banana paces in the waiting room until finally the doctor appears. "Well, I have good news and bad news about your friend" the doctor says. "The good news is he is going to live. The bad news is that he is going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life." Hey, who threw that?!?!
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06-05-2005, 01:04 PM	#2
scaeagles I LIKE! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,819	MBC - I'll take that to mean you really like Dick Cheney and hope he's President someday.
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06-05-2005, 07:48 PM	#4
Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	What goes: "clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, BANG, clip clop, clip clop, clip clop"? Spoiler: An Amish drive-by shooting __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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