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Originally Posted by Strangler Lewis
That reminds me of the old joke where the rabbi tells the priest how he solved the synagogue's rat problem.
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Originally Posted by Strangler Lewis
How's that go again?
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A priest is complaining to a rabbi about the rat problem in his church. The rabbi says, "We had a problem like that about ten years ago. But I dealt with it."
"What did you do?" asked the priest.
"It might not work for you," said the rabbi.
The priest insisted.
"Okay," said the rabbi. "I put out a trail of cheese, and the rats followed it up onto the bimah. When all the rats were there, I bar mitzvahed them. I haven't seen them since."