Cleaning a Tallis

[Strangler Lewis]

Originally Posted by Strangler Lewis

That reminds me of the old joke where the rabbi tells the priest how he solved the synagogue's rat problem.

How's that go again?

[Strangler Lewis]

Originally Posted by Strangler Lewis

That reminds me of the old joke where the rabbi tells the priest how he solved the synagogue's rat problem.

Originally Posted by Strangler Lewis

How's that go again?

A priest is complaining to a rabbi about the rat problem in his church. The rabbi says, "We had a problem like that about ten years ago. But I dealt with it."

"What did you do?" asked the priest.

"It might not work for you," said the rabbi.

The priest insisted.

"Okay," said the rabbi. "I put out a trail of cheese, and the rats followed it up onto the bimah. When all the rats were there, I bar mitzvahed them. I haven't seen them since."