| I've got the papes that say that, along my father's bloodline, I'm decended from Governor Bradford (who arrived upon the Mayflower.)  I don't have the cash to test my DNA, though.
 On the other side of my gene pool, I'm sure that the DNA testing would come across as such:
 11% baker from Bavaria
 14% German milkmaid
 9% weaver from Slovakia
 15% peasant Czech farmer
 1% pirate, origin unknown
 
 Well, I grew up being told by my parents that this is so, anyway.
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