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					Originally Posted by  Ghoulish Delight
					 
				 
				Toilet valves and drains, actually.  Not the porcelain. 
			
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 Au contraire my fine feathered friend. I'll have you know that I pee'ed on 
Sloan porcelain* just this very evening (and most every work day).
* Probably not this exact model; this is the just the first one that I found.