Disquieting Metamorphosis needs a Shower

[Ghoulish Delight]

Toilet valves and drains, actually. Not the porcelain.

I'd quite gotten used to seeing my name almost every time I use a public restroom, but I don't think I'll ever be comfortable with the urinals at the Spectrum. The Sloan branding is right smack at the bottom of the urinal, on the drain, meaning using the urinal requires peeing directly on my own name. That's just wrong.