Time for Mr Bearwell's worst dressed list (in no particular order):
Jennifer Lopez: She looks like she wrapped herself up in yards of pink bubble wrap.
Zoe Saldana: When I first saw her from the waist up, I was intrigued. Then the camera panned down… Carmen Miranda called; she wants her skirt back!
Maggie Gyllenhall: Looks like she stood too long on the side of the Hollywood Freeway in her bedsheets, and got tagged.
Miley Cyrus: She forgot to put the top part of her outfit on and was wearing just a bra and a skirt.
Vera Farmiga: My eyes! If you dye a coral reef flaming magenta, this is what you get.
Sarah Jessica Parker: It looked like she was wearing somebody’s valance and curtains.
Signourney Weaver: A sad Christmas present come to life.
Gabourey Sidibe: Mo’Nique thanked Hattie McDaniel; Gabourey was wearing her dress!
Charlize Teron: Marilyn Monroe’s “Diamonds” dress meets fembots meets Mars Attacks.
Molly Ringwald: Looks like she just came from the set of a cheesy B movie. “I am the Queen of Uranus.”
Queen Latifah: Weird and unflattering. Just say no.
Diane Kruger: No words. Ugh!
Kate Winslet: The top looks like it came from the dress that just got Jesse auf’d from Project Runway.
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Unrestrained frivolity will lead to the downfall of modern society.
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