| Time for Mr Bearwell's worst dressed list (in no particular order):
 Jennifer Lopez:  She looks like she wrapped herself up in yards of pink bubble wrap.
 
 Zoe Saldana:  When I first saw her from the waist up, I was intrigued.  Then the camera panned down…  Carmen Miranda called; she wants her skirt back!
 
 Maggie Gyllenhall:  Looks like she stood too long on the side of the Hollywood Freeway in her bedsheets, and got tagged.
 
 Miley Cyrus:  She forgot to put the top part of her outfit on and was wearing just a bra and a skirt.
 
 Vera Farmiga:  My eyes!  If you dye a coral reef flaming magenta, this is what you get.
 
 Sarah Jessica Parker:  It looked like she was wearing somebody’s valance and curtains.
 
 Signourney Weaver:  A sad Christmas present come to life.
 
 Gabourey Sidibe:  Mo’Nique thanked Hattie McDaniel; Gabourey was wearing her dress!
 
 Charlize Teron:  Marilyn Monroe’s “Diamonds” dress meets fembots meets Mars Attacks.
 
 Molly Ringwald:  Looks like she just came from the set of a cheesy B movie.  “I am the Queen of Uranus.”
 
 Queen Latifah:  Weird and unflattering.  Just say no.
 
 Diane Kruger:  No words.  Ugh!
 
 Kate Winslet:  The top looks like it came from the dress that just got Jesse auf’d from Project Runway.
 
				__________________Unrestrained frivolity will lead to the downfall of modern society.
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