Oscar Fashion 2010

JWBear · 03-08-2010, 09:41 AM

Time for Mr Bearwell's worst dressed list (in no particular order):

Jennifer Lopez: She looks like she wrapped herself up in yards of pink bubble wrap.

Zoe Saldana: When I first saw her from the waist up, I was intrigued. Then the camera panned down… Carmen Miranda called; she wants her skirt back!

Maggie Gyllenhall: Looks like she stood too long on the side of the Hollywood Freeway in her bedsheets, and got tagged.

Miley Cyrus: She forgot to put the top part of her outfit on and was wearing just a bra and a skirt.

Vera Farmiga: My eyes! If you dye a coral reef flaming magenta, this is what you get.

Sarah Jessica Parker: It looked like she was wearing somebody’s valance and curtains.

Signourney Weaver: A sad Christmas present come to life.

Gabourey Sidibe: Mo’Nique thanked Hattie McDaniel; Gabourey was wearing her dress!

Charlize Teron: Marilyn Monroe’s “Diamonds” dress meets fembots meets Mars Attacks.

Molly Ringwald: Looks like she just came from the set of a cheesy B movie. “I am the Queen of Uranus.”

Queen Latifah: Weird and unflattering. Just say no.

Diane Kruger: No words. Ugh!

Kate Winslet: The top looks like it came from the dress that just got Jesse auf’d from Project Runway.

03-08-2010, 09:41 AM	#2
JWBear Worn Romantic Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Long Beach California Posts: 8,435	Time for Mr Bearwell's worst dressed list (in no particular order): Jennifer Lopez: She looks like she wrapped herself up in yards of pink bubble wrap. Zoe Saldana: When I first saw her from the waist up, I was intrigued. Then the camera panned down… Carmen Miranda called; she wants her skirt back! Maggie Gyllenhall: Looks like she stood too long on the side of the Hollywood Freeway in her bedsheets, and got tagged. Miley Cyrus: She forgot to put the top part of her outfit on and was wearing just a bra and a skirt. Vera Farmiga: My eyes! If you dye a coral reef flaming magenta, this is what you get. Sarah Jessica Parker: It looked like she was wearing somebody’s valance and curtains. Signourney Weaver: A sad Christmas present come to life. Gabourey Sidibe: Mo’Nique thanked Hattie McDaniel; Gabourey was wearing her dress! Charlize Teron: Marilyn Monroe’s “Diamonds” dress meets fembots meets Mars Attacks. Molly Ringwald: Looks like she just came from the set of a cheesy B movie. “I am the Queen of Uranus.” Queen Latifah: Weird and unflattering. Just say no. Diane Kruger: No words. Ugh! Kate Winslet: The top looks like it came from the dress that just got Jesse auf’d from Project Runway. __________________ Unrestrained frivolity will lead to the downfall of modern society.
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