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Originally Posted by Kevy Baby
Damnit. Couldn't somebody throw a couple of canisters of propane in the house at the last minute?
"Jamie want big boom"
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For those of you looking for exciting extracurricular activities, why not create your own? Just hike on up to Oregon and start your own festivities.
I give you....Exploding Whale, you know, like Burning Man, but at the beach.
Make it a cult thing, replete with chanting, costumes (or not), local campgrounds, floats, chicken wire and most of all...explosives.
Can't you see it? Thongs of people flocking to Oregon's coast each year, wiring together the world's largest marine pinata, filling with it God knows what...Life's Disappointments, Shattered Dreams, Lost Chances, Unrequited Love, Losing Lottery Ticket Stubs, Unpaired Socks, That Crappy Gift Your Aunt Gave You, Whatever You Want To Obliterate.
Pack it all in there, cover the chicken wire with cardboard and brightly colored papier-mache like some sort of beach-stranded Dubuffet. Chant. Sing. Dance. Then, Stand Back. Back Further. No, Way Back!
Then, enter our Masters of Ceremony for the countdown: Adam and Jamie
All eyes are glued the the giant big screens linked to the hundreds of cameras that surround The Beast.
"10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...!...KABO OOOM!!!
It would be a BLAST! Anyone in?