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Old 12-10-2010, 05:00 PM   #1
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Damnit. Couldn't somebody throw a couple of canisters of propane in the house at the last minute?


"Jamie want big boom"
For those of you looking for exciting extracurricular activities, why not create your own? Just hike on up to Oregon and start your own festivities.

I give you....Exploding Whale, you know, like Burning Man, but at the beach.

Make it a cult thing, replete with chanting, costumes (or not), local campgrounds, floats, chicken wire and most of all...explosives.

Can't you see it? Thongs of people flocking to Oregon's coast each year, wiring together the world's largest marine pinata, filling with it God knows what...Life's Disappointments, Shattered Dreams, Lost Chances, Unrequited Love, Losing Lottery Ticket Stubs, Unpaired Socks, That Crappy Gift Your Aunt Gave You, Whatever You Want To Obliterate.

Pack it all in there, cover the chicken wire with cardboard and brightly colored papier-mache like some sort of beach-stranded Dubuffet. Chant. Sing. Dance. Then, Stand Back. Back Further. No, Way Back!

Then, enter our Masters of Ceremony for the countdown: Adam and Jamie

All eyes are glued the the giant big screens linked to the hundreds of cameras that surround The Beast.

"10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...!...KABO OOOM!!!

It would be a BLAST! Anyone in?
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Old 12-10-2010, 10:10 PM   #2
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I give you....Exploding Whale, you know, like Burning Man, but at the beach.
I love it!!!
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Old 12-10-2010, 11:32 PM   #3
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That's a good one.
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Old 12-17-2010, 03:10 PM   #4
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Seemed like the best place to put this...

Hello Kitty Brut Rose 3 Bottle Gift Basket

Seriously?!?

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Old 12-17-2010, 10:01 PM   #5
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Seriously?!?
I'd much prefer a wine with a set of mouse ears on top and a label depicting red shorts with big yellow buttons. I'd buy that by the case.
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