| Get a tree and don'e decorate it or water it.  It makes a great scratching post.
 If they eat tinsel, it will come out the other end and most likely have a turd wrapped around it.  The tinsel will not come all of the way out of the cat's but, so the cat will run around like a banshee trying to get away from the turd on a string that is chasing him.  When you do catch him, you'll get the pleasure of pulling a long strand of tinsel out of his ass.
 
 Decorate a tree outside.
 
 Give up and throw a large NYE party, invite everyone to spread matresses everywhere and skip Christmas all together.
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