Cats and Christmas trees

Not Afraid · 11-15-2011, 12:11 AM

Get a tree and don'e decorate it or water it. It makes a great scratching post.

If they eat tinsel, it will come out the other end and most likely have a turd wrapped around it. The tinsel will not come all of the way out of the cat's but, so the cat will run around like a banshee trying to get away from the turd on a string that is chasing him. When you do catch him, you'll get the pleasure of pulling a long strand of tinsel out of his ass.

Decorate a tree outside.

Give up and throw a large NYE party, invite everyone to spread matresses everywhere and skip Christmas all together.

Moonliner · 11-15-2011, 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Not Afraid

If they eat tinsel, it will come out the other end and most likely have a turd wrapped around it. The tinsel will not come all of the way out of the cat's but, so the cat will run around like a banshee trying to get away from the turd on a string that is chasing him. When you do catch him, you'll get the pleasure of pulling a long strand of tinsel out of his ass.

Yeah. That's what I already said.

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Originally Posted by Moonliner

Tinsel. For the love of God skip the tinsel.

Not Afraid · 11-15-2011, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Moonliner

Yeah. That's what I already said.

Yes, but you didn't explain the dangerous results in glowing detail.

Snowflake · 11-15-2011, 10:07 AM

Last tree I had, Tango left the bottom ornaments alone, but was interested. I kept her locked up in my bedroom at night, we did not leave her alone with the tree. Then, I came out, went to make the morning tea and in 2 minutes, She climbed the tree, tipped it over, it then fell against a 6 foot tall CD case (filled with CDS) that proceeded to tip forward and dump 1000 CDS all over the living room. Lost many ornaments and jewel cases. The bookcase fell on the side arm of the couch and dinged up the side table pretty badly. Tango shot out of the living room like a cannon had shot her out of it.

Tango was found cowering under the quilt on my bed.

Remembering all the clean up, have not had the nerve to have a tree since.

11-15-2011, 12:11 AM	#1
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	Get a tree and don'e decorate it or water it. It makes a great scratching post. If they eat tinsel, it will come out the other end and most likely have a turd wrapped around it. The tinsel will not come all of the way out of the cat's but, so the cat will run around like a banshee trying to get away from the turd on a string that is chasing him. When you do catch him, you'll get the pleasure of pulling a long strand of tinsel out of his ass. Decorate a tree outside. Give up and throw a large NYE party, invite everyone to spread matresses everywhere and skip Christmas all together.
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Snowflake lost in the fog Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: San Francisco Posts: 7,831	Last tree I had, Tango left the bottom ornaments alone, but was interested. I kept her locked up in my bedroom at night, we did not leave her alone with the tree. Then, I came out, went to make the morning tea and in 2 minutes, She climbed the tree, tipped it over, it then fell against a 6 foot tall CD case (filled with CDS) that proceeded to tip forward and dump 1000 CDS all over the living room. Lost many ornaments and jewel cases. The bookcase fell on the side arm of the couch and dinged up the side table pretty badly. Tango shot out of the living room like a cannon had shot her out of it. Tango was found cowering under the quilt on my bed. Remembering all the clean up, have not had the nerve to have a tree since. __________________ Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. - Oscar Wilde
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