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I think IS is right. Undead Pope! Undead!
I think the Catholic church should allow gays. And women. And donkeys. And baby seals. Etc. Because the priesthood is a dying profession.
I'll even write their new slogan: The More the Holier...and Merrier!
Actually, their problem would be solved if they simply allowed priests to marry, have partners, etc. In this Modern world, celibacy just isn't an option for most people. In the way back when, when people were generally ugly and smelly and pock marked and covered in arsenic powders, celibacy would have been a treat and a mercy.
Priests used to be allowed to marry. My understanding is that the Church decided to change this when it realized it would save money by disallowing marriage. A priest who doesn't have to support a wife and family - or leave behind some kind of widow's pension - is a bargain for the church. And nuns? Used to be, if you were a Christian woman who wanted to learn how to read, you better become a prostitute or a nun. So scholarly women became nuns. And the rest were usually woman who had no had dowries, and their families couldn't afford to keep them. Your sisters married before you. You have a hunched back, no dowry, and no man wants to take you off your father’s hands? To the nunnery with you, away! The nuns of real religious fervor and faith were probably few and far between. Most nuns, much like Maria, were simply waiting for their Captain von Trapps to come along.
Sex for priests! Sex for nuns! And what you’ll have are better, happier, more abundant servants of Christ. I guarantee it.
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