A number of years back I was living in LA like 30 feet off a (rather depressed) main drag. it had a double alleyway running right outside my apartment window that t-boned into each other. One incident I remember clearly went something like:
fade in.
cut to the sound of two cars moving very fast down the alley
*tires screeeching to a stop*
car 1: You stupid *&(*#$ idiot! You almost hit me!
car 2: *voice in a drunken slur* Just move your @$$ and let me get by.
car 1: Make me you stupid #%*(*!!!
car 2: *bang!*...*bang!**bang!**bang!*
car 1: *burning rubber screeching into the distance*
car 2: *voice in a drunken slur* Thank you!
gotta love smell-A in the summertime.
