Honk If You F**king Love Boston

Capt Jack · 10-25-2005, 08:59 PM

A number of years back I was living in LA like 30 feet off a (rather depressed) main drag. it had a double alleyway running right outside my apartment window that t-boned into each other. One incident I remember clearly went something like:

fade in.
cut to the sound of two cars moving very fast down the alley
*tires screeeching to a stop*
car 1: You stupid *&(*#$ idiot! You almost hit me!
car 2: *voice in a drunken slur* Just move your @$$ and let me get by.
car 1: Make me you stupid #%*(*!!!
car 2: *bang!*...*bang!**bang!**bang!*
car 1: *burning rubber screeching into the distance*
car 2: *voice in a drunken slur* Thank you!

gotta love smell-A in the summertime.

10-25-2005, 08:59 PM	#22
Capt Jack check your head Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,174	A number of years back I was living in LA like 30 feet off a (rather depressed) main drag. it had a double alleyway running right outside my apartment window that t-boned into each other. One incident I remember clearly went something like: fade in. cut to the sound of two cars moving very fast down the alley tires screeeching to a stop car 1: You stupid &(#$ idiot! You almost hit me! car 2: voice in a drunken slur Just move your @$$ and let me get by. car 1: Make me you stupid #%(!!! car 2: bang!...bang!bang!bang! car 1: burning rubber screeching into the distance car 2: voice in a drunken slur Thank you! gotta love smell-A in the summertime. __________________ a clear conscience is a sure sign of a fuzzy memory
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