MickeyLumbo, that is infuriating, about the lunch stealer at work. My devious side says in addition to MBC's laxative, plant some non-water soluble dye or something in the food. because I would want the perpertrator to be caught "red-handed" and "red-mouthed" if you like. Well I guess laxative would be a lingering reminder to not steal people's lunches, but I would want immediate evidence of the crime.
Another more-passive approach that came to mind is to include a big note in your lunch bag, something like, I don't know.... "leave my food alone, you fvcker, I have mouth herpes."
I hope it doesn't ever happen again
