What not to do at Disneyland...courtesy of MBC

surfinmuse · 01-24-2005, 12:08 AM

MickeyLumbo, that is infuriating, about the lunch stealer at work. My devious side says in addition to MBC's laxative, plant some non-water soluble dye or something in the food. because I would want the perpertrator to be caught "red-handed" and "red-mouthed" if you like. Well I guess laxative would be a lingering reminder to not steal people's lunches, but I would want immediate evidence of the crime.

Another more-passive approach that came to mind is to include a big note in your lunch bag, something like, I don't know.... "leave my food alone, you fvcker, I have mouth herpes."

I hope it doesn't ever happen again

01-24-2005, 12:08 AM	#26
surfinmuse Mind the Gap Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 123	MickeyLumbo, that is infuriating, about the lunch stealer at work. My devious side says in addition to MBC's laxative, plant some non-water soluble dye or something in the food. because I would want the perpertrator to be caught "red-handed" and "red-mouthed" if you like. Well I guess laxative would be a lingering reminder to not steal people's lunches, but I would want immediate evidence of the crime. Another more-passive approach that came to mind is to include a big note in your lunch bag, something like, I don't know.... "leave my food alone, you fvcker, I have mouth herpes." I hope it doesn't ever happen again
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