Hee hee...Here's Tori's :
Me:
Am I cute or what?
God:
Yeah. Yes you look great to me.
Me:
Will I get that green dress from the Limited?
God:
The oracle says: It is certain.
Me:
Hey, thanks!
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Is there something I can do about excessive flatulence?
God:
Not at the present time.
Sorry, Disneyphile.
