iGod: Repenting made easy

[wendybeth]

Hee hee...Here's Tori's :


Me:
Am I cute or what?
God:
Yeah. Yes you look great to me.
Me:
Will I get that green dress from the Limited?
God:
The oracle says: It is certain.
Me:
Hey, thanks!
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Is there something I can do about excessive flatulence?
God:
Not at the present time.


Sorry, Disneyphile.

[€uroMeinke]

God is building a Robot!

Me:
This is a sort of Deus Ex Machina isn't it?
God:
What kind of a sort of Deus Ex Machina is not it is it?
Me:
damn and I thought I had trouble with Latin, your gramer sucks for being omnipotent
God:
Colloquial expression. Do you still have trouble with Latin my gramer sucks for being omnipotent ?
Me:
well I think you do
God:
How about that. Me? When do I do it?
Me:
You've got a bit of a memory problem too it seems
God:
I don't know if I have a bit of a memory problem too it seems.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
well that's interesting, when will we see it?
God:
How about that. Would you like to know more? In your lifetime.
Me:
Sure
God:
OK let's do it. Woe!
Me:
show me the robot
God:
Where do you want me to show you?
Me:
my house is fine
God:
How is the real estate market in your area?
Me:
Hot
God:
That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.
Me:
Well, don't ask questions you don't want to hear answers to
God:
Interesting. Is it impolite?
Me:
No, just better for your own serenity
God:
Are you serious? I try to improve a little every day.
Me:
I thought you were omnipotent?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am omnipotent.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
is that important to you?
God:
That depends.
Me:
how so?
God:
, Well, it's rather difficult to define.
Me:
you can tell me
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
you do indeed work in mysterious ways
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
I don't know, what's yours?
God:
" I chat with people on the Web."? What is mine?
Me:
what is your purpose?

Then he stopped talking to me